A dad joke is a short joke, typically a pun, presented as a one-liner or a question and answer, but not a narrative. What makes a dad joke great is the creative wordplay combined the one-liner, usually unexpected, response. Not all dad jokes are funny, though. Some of them are so lame they make you groan in derision. The best dad jokes are a guaranteed laugh. And if you’re someone who is interested in words and languages, you will find great joy, fascination, and downright genius in the dad jokes we have combined here. Please add more in the comment section and let us know if you have a favorite.
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I don’t really think that they require a little bit of linguistic wit but rather knowledge of the English language… Still, they’re good puns 🙂
I once dated an apostrophe. It didn’t work out, she was too possessive!
Can February march. No, but April may.
More, more …
If a Priest quits his priesthood to become a lawyer, does he now become Father-in-law?
Those people pointing temperature guns at our heads, are they the degree holders?
Great fun! Thanks!
Some old ones from me:
What did the Tower of Pisa say to Big Ben? ” If you’ve got the time I’ve got the inclination!”
What did the big chimney tell the little one? “You’re too young to smoke!”
“Dad, it’s zero degrees outside!”
“That’s nothen.”
Why does six fear seven ?
– Because seven ate nine .