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I don’t really think that they require a little bit of linguistic wit but rather knowledge of the English language… Still, they’re good puns 🙂
I once dated an apostrophe. It didn’t work out, she was too possessive!
Can February march. No, but April may.
More, more …
If a Priest quits his priesthood to become a lawyer, does he now become Father-in-law?
Those people pointing temperature guns at our heads, are they the degree holders?
Great fun! Thanks!
Some old ones from me:
What did the Tower of Pisa say to Big Ben? ” If you’ve got the time I’ve got the inclination!”
What did the big chimney tell the little one? “You’re too young to smoke!”
“Dad, it’s zero degrees outside!”
Why does six fear seven ?
– Because seven ate nine .
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