One of the coolest aspects of language, any language, is the creativity and productivity of its speakers. Language allows you to express the abundance and infinity of your thoughts with any combination of sounds you want. And if there is no word for something you want to say, you simply create that word on the spot and start using it to mean what you want it o mean. And that’s pretty much the story of every word in the dictionary. People create all sorts of words for different reasons but a tiny few make it to a dictionary. They say that a word gets added to a dictionary every two hours. But I have no idea why these haven’t made it to any dictionary despite being the coolest words I have ever seen. They are perfect examples of what is called portmanteaus; mashing both the sounds and meanings of two words together to get a new one. So, here are 30 words that should actually be added to a dictionary because they are just cool.
1. Askhole
2. Bedgasm
3. Textpectation
4. Chairdrobe
5. Masturdating
6. Cellfish
7. Nonversation
8. Destinesia
9. Errorist
10. Carcolepsy
11. Ambitchous
12. Hiberdating
13. Youniverse
14. Internest
15. Columbusing
16. Unkeyboardinated
17. Afterclap
18. Beerboarding
19. Dudevorce
20. Epiphanot
21. Unlightening
22. Nerdjacking
23. Nomonym
24. Doppelbanger
25. Irrightional
26. Cupidity
27. Asstag
28. Juggersnot
29. Eglaf
30. Chiptease
I love errorist and irrightional the most.. I have many friends in both group so I can use them often.. lol
Cupidity is in the dictionary (inordinate desire). Maybe you mean: cupiditty.
Love these! Askhole is my favorite. Another favorite that I found in response to a Mensa challenge is: Dopeler effect = the tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
I liked them all the most
#ilikedthemallthemost
Vagueabond
(n) person who avoids being specific in order to be that other thing…
Brilliant!
Epiphanot.
You couldn’t define thirty words without playing the race card? For shame!
May I submit “technoklutz” and/or “digiklutz” (n) someone who often makes mistakes when trying to do even the simplest thing on either comtemporar technology or a digital device.
My favourite from your list is internest
Bedgasm!
Juggersnot, carcolepsy, destinasia, nerdjacking,