News in the good old days used to be fun. Before the internet, you’d get your news from fresh papers, with the smell of ink, and the satisfying sound of turning pages. What was particularly funny are the occasional blunders found in newspapers, because once it’s out there it can’t be altered. If a blunder goes unnoticed, that’s it, there is no way the story could get updated. If a story says: “Amphibious pitcher makes debut”, once it hits your front porch, that’s the way it’s gonna read forever. We have collected some of the funniest and most absurd newspaper headlines that could have used an edit before they went to the printing press. We hope they make you laugh.