“I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it,” goes a quote often attributed to Bill Gates. We might not always be fair to lazy people, but you gotta admit that they’re smart at finding shortcuts. Ever wonder why we’re always mad at lazy people? They never do anything, literally. They just sit around and enjoy what what you and I fail to enjoy; nothing. After all nothing is the stuff the universe is made of. Here at The Language Nerds, we believe that everything can be turned into a language-related joke or pun. This time around, our subject for fun happens to be lazy people. We have compiled a list of jokes that pertains to lazy people. We hope you like them. Browse through them and let us know what you think.