German is the most widely spoken language in the European Union. It is also the most peculiar. That’s the first thing German speakers will tell you about it. Its fearsome grammar, tediously long words, and aggressive store names and titles are all what set German apart and what gives German learners and expats migraines. These peculiar features have long been great material for internet humor. We roasted French a while ago, and now it’s time we do the same to German. So, sit back, relax, and enjoy the following hilarious German batch. ?