31 Absurdly Worded Newspaper Headlines.

News in the good old days used to be fun. Before the internet, you’d get your news from fresh papers, with the smell of ink, and the satisfying sound of turning pages. What was particularly funny are the occasional blunders found in newspapers, because once it’s out there it can’t be altered. If a blunder goes unnoticed, that’s it, there is no way the story could get updated. If a story says: “Amphibious pitcher makes debut”, once it hits your front porch, that’s the way it’s gonna read forever. We have collected some of the funniest and most absurd newspaper headlines that could have used an edit before they went to the printing press. We hope they make you laugh.

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30 Times People Misused Quotation Marks And Made It Suspiciously Weird.

Punctuation in writing is crucial. It’s the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse. Knowing where a comma or an apostrophe go in a sentence can make a great difference. There is nothing more hilarious and embarrassing sometimes than a misplaced punctuation mark and the meaning you want to convey gets twisted into something unexpected. One very misused punctuation mark is the quotation mark. We have collected a bunch of them down below and we hope they make you giggle. Browse through them and let us know what you think.

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30 Brilliant New Words We Should Add To A Dictionary Immediately.

One of the coolest aspects of language, any language, is the creativity and productivity of its speakers. Language allows you to express the abundance and infinity of your thoughts with any combination of sounds you want. And if there is no word for something you want to say, you simply create that word on the spot and start using it to mean what you want it o mean. And that’s pretty much the story of every word in the dictionary. People create all sorts of words for different reasons but a tiny few make it to a dictionary. They say that a word gets added to a dictionary every two hours. But I have no idea why these haven’t made it to any dictionary despite being the coolest words I have ever seen. They are perfect examples of what is called portmanteaus; mashing both the sounds and meanings of two words together to get a new one. So, here are 30 words that should actually be added to a dictionary because they are just cool. 

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This Twitter Account Is Renaming Everyday Objects And They’re More Accurate Than The Real Ones.

We give names to things around us almost all the time in a way that is totally random. The word cat, for instance, has no clue in itself that can help us guess what it refers to. But what if we took the task of naming things in such a way that you could guess almost accurately what they refer to merely by the combination of the words involved. As a funny attempt at this, Twitter user @CorrectNames rethought the names of 45 everyday things and man are they accurate! Please scroll through them and let us know what you think. 

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20 Hilarious Things Only British People Say.

We can all agree that the British accent is among the sexiest ones out there. It’s just music to one’s ears. It’s one of the things that most girls find attractive in a guy. But at the end of the day, it’s just an accent like any other accent, and whether you find it ugly or attractive, it’s based on your own personal idiosyncrasies. Our job is to extract fun from any aspect of language possible, and today’s victim happens to be the so admired British accent. So here are hilarious things you can only hear in Britain. 

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23 Children’s Hilariously Inappropriate Spelling Mistakes.

What children can do with language is fascinating and sometimes just downright hilarious. On their way to learn how to spell words correctly, they make really funny spelling mistakes here and there. Luckily for us grownups, the spelling mistakes we made as kids went unnoticed and today’s smartphones and social media were not there to document our forever forgotten spelling stupidity. These kids, however, made typo errors that will be remembered forever. Scroll down below to see our pick of the bawdiest misspellings of words so creative, that even a grammar check might not help them. Have a good read ?

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20 People Who Just Had A Really Hard Time With The English Language.

We all had our stories with the English language. We can all agree that it a crazy, zany language where you drive in the parkway and park in the driveway. Whether you are a native English speaker or someone who learned English as a second language, you were not spared from the madness of the English language. It’s just what English does; giving people a hard time. But I am not sure if I should blame English for the difficulties that the people below had with the language. I’ll let you be the judge. Have a good read and let us know what you think ?. 

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30 hilarious reasons why the German language is the worst.

German is the most widely spoken language in the European Union. It is also the most peculiar. That’s the first thing german speakers will tell you about it. Its fearsome grammar, tediously long words, and aggressive store names and titles are all what set German apart and what gives German learners and expats migraines. These peculiar features have long been a great material for internet humor. We roasted French a while ago, and now it’s time we do the same to German. So, sit back, relax and enjoy the following hilarious German batch. ?

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21 Times The French Language Was Just Too Much.

They say French is a romantic and divine language, the language of love and charm, and that’s true. What’s also true is that French is a funny internet troll. Unfortunately for French, being beautiful comes with strings attached. We at The Language Nerds haunt languages and expose their most ridiculous sides. Let’s celebrate some mdr French moments and have fun with that. It doesn’t matter if you’re a French native or someone who can’t communicate beyond the word bonjour, you will relate to these funny posts. Let us know what you liked most?

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