We know firsthand what it feels to be a language nerd; it’s fun. Part of the joy of being one is that we see and deal with language and words differently and far more interestingly. Wordplay and puns are our jam. This is why we put together a compilation of jokes and puns that are made only for the entertainment of fellow language nerds. Have a good read ?
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Always avoid alliteration.
Who needs rhetorical questions?
Single-word sentences? Eliminate!
What, no full-stop for #21?
Oh but you misspelled “subtle” in #23!
Is 23. supposed to say subtle?
I think you’re missing a tea in number twenty-three.
Word puns leave me numb, but mathematics jokes leave me number.
That should just be ‘t’ but my auto corrupt has confounded me again.
Good 1.
I’m a grammar nerd. Congratulations, you have made me laugh at the end of a long day!
#11 tickled my funny bone… some might say it gave me life
They’ll take away my Oxford comma when they pry it from my cold, dead, and unyielding hands.
Don’t use utilize; utilize use.
#13. “Pipped ” or piped?